Hey! Pick up your poos!

You know what I mean. And some of you probably know I’m talking to you.

One of our members just sent us a very sweet note about the wonderful presents someone and their canine friends are leaving on the driveway right in front of her door. If you live around Sandstone and are leaving such gifts, you should be particularly edgy and nervous at this point. Up on Rawhide, if you do this and my cameras see you, you will get featured here.

But, hey, we are civilized adults humans living in a relatively dense community. So we clean up after ourselves right? I mean, is it that hard?

If it is, you just call me, and I will come and pick up your dog’s poop for you, on my standard one-hour minimum at $200 an hour. (You can probably find a Glad-brand plastic doggy bag roll at 540 for $3.99 if you look real hard on Amazon. That’s far cheaper, and there are many options cheaper than that.)

So, which do you choose? Going viral, going broke, or being proud of yourself as a responsible citizen?

There will be a test after class.

And, by the way, the per count price reported is in error: price is $0.00738 per bag: less than a penny a poop.

Have sense. Make cents, not scents. And keep your neighbors from being incensed.

Please feel free to forward this post to any neighbors who are not members, if it could help them as well.